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Christmas Rendition


by Di Brooks

On The First Day of Bridge....

On the first day of bridge, the T.D. said to me
Even table Mitchell
No skip movement
Keeps them as happy as can be.

On the second day of bridge, the TD said to me
With a half table, run a Howell movement
2 board sit-out, keeps them as happy as can be.

On the third day at the club, the TD said to me
Please use the clock,
Keeps players to good time
And the TD is happy as can be.

On the fourth day of an event, The TD said to thee
Please enter data correctly
There're a few anomalies
Which keeps TD as happy as can be.

On the fifth day of bridge, the TD said to me
Check the scores carefully
Write them all clearly
And this keeps everyone happy.

On the sixth day of Bridge, TD said to me
Less noise at your table,
Keep the bidding flowing
And we will all play happily.

On the seventh day of a session, The TD said to me
Be nice to your partner
And to the opponents
And we will all play bridge pleasantly.

Merry Christmas

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